Not really dedicated to Milo Latis.
He sucked really badly.

Quotes from those who knew him below:

"He paid me better than any shithole company would have.
Not saying much, but he did pay on time an' crap."
-Fevronia 'Fev' Kyriakakis, 1999. Employee.

"...He had a lot of passion."
-Thomas 'Tom' Gao, 1989. Employee.

"His name was Milo."
-Debora Baker, 2003. Employee.

"He tried to have me stay in the studio. Still don't know why, but hey, it was free.
Now are we getting out of here or what? Not like I've got all night."
-Jameson 'Jamie' Hancock, 2010. Employee.

"He was one of my best friends! I still don't know where he is, though.
I hope he comes back to the trailer park soon, I miss him."
-Leonard 'Lenny' Cox-Vollva, 1988. Employee-slash-friend.

"Last I heard he was going to France. Later on, I found out that there was a Paris in Texas.
Poor American naming system, if you ask me. You take all of our words, and our cities?!
You aren't even using them right! You name your capital 'Paris'. Your CAPITAL--"
-Marc Wateure, 2005. Employee.

Dawn Doe, Reginald 'Ron, Ronnie G' Greene,
and his adoptive mother, Tamica Washington,
declined interviews.